BREAKING NEWS
FLASH!!!
By
Dale V. Nobbman
In a surprising and
unprecedented
development—President
Obama called for a
televised joint
session of Congress,
with all the members
of the Supreme Court
and Joints Chiefs of
Staff attending.
Obama had all
those present in the
room open their
dusty Bibles, and
requested that
everyone at home
watching live video
or listening to
audio of the
broadcast, including
all the news
reporters and
commentators
covering the
emergency session,
do the same—and
amazingly, within
just a matter of a
few minutes, our
political leaders
found all the
answers they were
seeking to our
current national
emergencies!
Immediately
afterwards, world
leaders everywhere
around the globe,
and all their
representatives to
the United Nations,
followed the lead of
President Obama,
borrowed Bibles from
Christians in their
own countries, and
within just a few
hours found the
answers to all
the various global
conflicts and wars
around the world!!!
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!
This has been a test
of the National
Emergency Broadcast
System.
If this had
been an ‘actual’
response to all the
current emergencies
around our nation
and the world—then
Satan would have
suffered a series of
crushing setbacks in
his global attacks
on our lives, and we
would all be on our
knees ‘thanking and
praising God’ for
deliverance from all
the current daily
‘insanity’ plaguing
the United States of
America, and the
entire world.
Until this ‘actual’
emergency response
occurs—at some point
in time (don’t hold
your breath)—we,
unfortunately, have
to return you to
normal ‘sin and
chaos’ in our
world—that is, until
the return of our
Savior, Jesus
Christ, at His
Second Coming!
Let us pray
that the Lord comes
quickly!!
